Parcel face is like a poker face, it is the face you must hold when youve opened your much anticipated parcel only to find a pair of socks, not even sports socks but socks that have captain america on the side, basically u wanna kill the mutha fukka who gave you them but YULE say oh great i wanted those and smile!!!
by novey December 24, 2009
The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.
"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"
"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"
"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"
by waitingForAPackage August 30, 2011
Most arrogant douchebag in the NFL. Whoa, hold on, that would be Jerry Jones. Whoa, hold the phone, I meant Terrell Owens. Hey wait a minute! They are all together - The AssHoley Trinity.
Belichek doesn't like his assistant leaving to coach another team. Who does he think he is, Bill Parcells?
by Jersey Guy January 3, 2007
Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).
'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'
by Bill Carr February 12, 2007
by airbus320neo August 27, 2017
by Gaybou July 26, 2021
A derogatory term used to describe someone who acts like a total numpty or alternatively for someone who has consumed a calorie surplus and is clinically obese in other words a fat twat.
by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022