parousing

Alternating between perusing and carousing around. Usually done with socia media, which often consists of a mix of light and serious posts. Parousing involves drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and switching back and forth between (1) enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way and (2) reading thoroughly or carefully.

Why am I parousing facebook at three in the darktime?

by Tochterlieber December 28, 2013

parpus

A parpus is one who asks an accomplice to roll them a joint (marijuana) when they are fully capable themselves.

(Reedo) : can you roll me a joint please ?
(Jay roge) : F*ck off you parpus.

by DiggidyDawggg February 27, 2021

parusha

She is intelligent, smart yet equally oblivious to her surroundings. If Alice in wonderland was real and alive today, she would be called Parusha. She is a fun person to be with.

She is so lot! She is such a Parusha

by JudgementalIndian November 24, 2021

parkussy

When a guys dick (usually named Parker) is so small it turns into a pussy.

Parker’s dick is so small it’s basically a parkussy.

by Cadence M. March 29, 2022

Parkussy

When someone(usually named Parker B.) has a such a small dick that it’s basically a pussy.

Parker B. Dick is so small that he had a parkussy and he couldn’t even penetrate me so we basically had to scissor.

by Cadence M. April 19, 2022

parousis

1)Is very greek and hairy. Enjoys argueing in endless conversations.
2)Hopeless immagrant.
3)descendant of a homosexual peasant
4)sometimes desires Parham while using an Ip

1)Yo go wax parousis
2)sorry parousis ur not allowed in the country
3)Yo my granddaddy was alexander the great "He wasnt gay, he was bisexual"
4)Yo im so bored, lets do a Parham we can use my new IpYo i feel so Hamidi
wheres my boy Ryan Hum

by Libido January 7, 2005

parbunkells

A sex act where two gay men rub their penises together.

Mike and Joe were doing parbunkells together.

by Frank McD July 1, 2015