paraposer

1. A person who pretends to be a hcx fan of the band Paramore only after hearing "Misery Business" or "Decode" on the radio.

2. A girl who pretends do be hayley williams

3. someone who epically fails at life

"dude, do u see that freshman over there in the orange tights?"

"yeah, she's totally a paraposer."

"for realz, i bet she doesn't even know what "all we know is falling" is."

"werd."

by notorious1946 May 14, 2009

paraprosexia

Constant distraction

I have a paraprosexia,when I tried to study

by belonary May 17, 2019

Parashneep

Parashneep is used for an individual to 'save their arse' in the event of a sentence malfunction. It acknowledges that the speaker has recognised that they have jumbled their words or forgotten the ending to their sentence. The proclamation of "PARASHNEEP" in a quick, high pitched manner makes the speaker immune to sarcastic comments or abuse for their observed inability to speak by their peers.

"your mum is so fat that when she gets out of bed...... PARASHNEEP PARASHNEEP PARASHNEEP"
"oh."

by Aswellasaheftyservingoflop May 25, 2022

Parawhore

A person who is a huge fan of Paramore.

Girlfriend: Can we go to the Paramore conert?

Boyfriend: But I don't want to.
Girlfriend: PLEASE?
Boyfriend: You're such a parawhore.

by p3n1$_m4$t3r December 30, 2009

panaphonic

Fictional brand of electronics coined in Simpsons, parody of Panasonic, now being used in Internet slang to describe poor-quality electronics.

That piece of shit radio was totally a panaphonic.

by sarasnoodles May 12, 2006

pornaphone

Mythical instrument that produces the funky music often heard as background music in 1970s-era adult films.

The music on Match Game '76 sounds like it comes from a pornaphone.

by B December 1, 2004

Payphone girl

A payphone girl is a girl who hasn't moved from the payphone generation to the cellphone generation, she is useless by today's standards. She still tries to use values from the payphone generation

I always keep my payphone girl for sex, when I am desperate or in an emergency I know I can get it from her, she is always a last resort.

by manemo August 10, 2019