pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

pants

v. The act of pulling down someone's pants

Crazy Achmed just got pants'd by that asshole over there

by Lagman March 12, 2003

Pants

In place of any word deemed innapropriate or foul, use the word "pants". This allows you to get your intentions across, but allows for some humor and a clean mouth as well. Grandma panties is derivitive of pants and is a very bad insult that can mean whatever you wish it to mean, as long as it was originally supposed to be innapropriate.

1. Go to pants!
2. Pants you!
3. Pants off!
4. I'm getting pantsed.
5. You're a pants!
6. I just took a huge pants.
7. Pants, you lookin' gooood!
8. That was pantsing stupid!
9. You're a pants pantsing pants who pantses every pantsing pants that pantsing comes your pantsing way, therefore you and your pantsing pants should go to pants!
10. You're a pair of grandma panties!

by Bacian August 29, 2009

pants

Something that is really fucking lame.

Common usage- Good god, that man's outfit consisting of Hawaiian shirt, purple slacks and Keds is pants.

by Box August 8, 2004

Pants!

An exclusive Facebook group of superior people, fashioned for only the most skilled of Facebook creeps and wierdos in homage to the holy garment, Pants. It is a safe-haven where creeping and excessive liking and commenting is socially acceptable, and where its members may act out un-judged.

Note: may be used in Noun form (referring to the group, Pants!), or as a Verb (ie to Pants!, meaning to do anything related to the group). Adjective and Adverb form pending.

I just got added to Pants! This is the most amazing day of my life! Finally I belong somewhere special. I Pantsed all night long to celebrate! All hail Pants!

by pantslover January 11, 2011

the pants.

the most complicated thing you can thing of. nobody will understand it unless you encounter this wonder. but you may only wish to partake with the permission of the discoverers.(me)

THYOUR PANTS. hehe wa.....

by graham cracka October 26, 2003

The Pants

Adjective. Something extremely good. Similar to Da Bomb.

Yo dawg, that pizza was The Pants yo.

by G Cracka and A Dizzle August 6, 2006