Palmer

A sexy beast with blond hair who's a fan of The Offspring!
He likes to hypnotize lady's and my god, he's a kinky bastard!
YEE HAA!!!

Girl 1: Mmm who's that guy??

Girl 2: That sexy thing.. that's palmer!!

by rowans_Honey_bunny January 23, 2009

palmer

a small ass town in mass where nobody seems to hear about and where many many many people smoke pot. its very boring there is nothing to do not even crime there. there is a "gang" LTB but there just fags who like to ride a bike (no not like a ninja a bike..) they dont even do shit.

me: palmer is fucking stupid and boring
you: ya i know its horrible id rather live in a shithole sometimes...
me: well at least thered be something going on.

by gffghgfshfghfh October 15, 2009

Palmer

Writer of "A History of the Modern World" and the densest, most evil AP European History textbook available. Also, a hot piece of ass.

God, I have to read a chapter of Palmer for class today.

I'd tap Palmer.

by Mom of Troocher March 24, 2008

Palmer

One who buys hundreds of dollars in nutritional supplements and gear, and receives no gains in body definition.

He just spent his paycheck on work out supplements. "Yeah he's a real Palmer!"

by Jelulish May 7, 2011

The Palmer

1. A young alpha male, always on the search for a suitable mate or hunting for food.

2. Australian for Alpha Male

That 6'6 gentlemen who enjoys: Lord of the Rings, movies, playing guitar, smoking pipes and having a strong GPA is THE PALMER

by Blip42 May 3, 2011

Palmer

When you're having sex and who ever is on top slappes the shit out of the other one.

I gave my girl a Palmer last night.

by Neby001 November 17, 2020

Palmer

A person who’s mother is a Spanish as tacos, and the father is as white as the Kardashian’s.

I get bullied for being a Palmer.

by Daddy kadden March 21, 2019