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Tom: "Suzy ditched me tonight, looks like i'm stuck with palmela anderson"

Dan: "Dude! I masterbated with her last night too!"
by Honey Bananas August 19, 2009
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Palmalla

A nick name for the hand you use for masterbating. Coming from the actual name Pamella Anderson.
Susie never returned my call so I guess it'll just be me and Palmalla tonight.
by spottmonster September 2, 2006
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Palmalla

The postmortal resting place of die hard Pall-Mall smokers. Especially those who continued their habit after either having cancer, emphesyma, a lung removed, or tracheal ring surgery.
Very soon, Kurt Vonnegut will die, and take his place in mighty Palmalla. -or-
I knew an old man who smoked Pall-Malls through a trache ring. I am sure HE has a special seat in Palmalla.
by Grapetooth June 1, 2006
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Palmela Handerson

A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."
by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022
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