Baroque Pain Syndrome

This is the diagnosis for a long, elaborate story given to a doctor you don't know on a Friday night to try to convince him to call in a Vicodin prescription.

Ten minutes into the stranger's rambling, slurred story involving an undiagnosed medical condition, interstate travel, several animals and a plumbing accident, the doctor realized that the diagnosis must be Baroque Pain Syndrome.

by Pollyanna2 October 10, 2009

pain....sama

Pain is very seggsy and very seggsy and even more seggsy very skilled and could solo your favourite anime verse

Pain....sama:hey you want seggs?
Me:yes Pls senpai

by dysoul February 22, 2021

Lexi-Pain-Syndrome

Also known as "Alexandra-Pain-Syndrome"; Is a serious high case of lust for a female who emotionally has a sensitive guy pulled by the chains. During stage 2 of the results, it later develops into the patient being in dire need of it's random love, especially at night during 3AM in the morning, but is not sent back none due to it's lack of interest for the sick host's heart. Symptoms include a jab at the self-esteem, porn, masturbation, jealously over random guys you think she might want to have sex with, abruptly dreading about her unknown whereabouts throughout the day, stalkish-like behavior caused from the infection and a strange source of addiction to her ruthlessness abandonment even though the host tries to resist the denial. 90% of vulnerable males suffer upon this academic distress everyday and can easily treat the illness whenever deployed into the dating game with a anti-dose of: "MAN THE F#$% UP!!!"

Cornelius: Man, ever since my bootycall girlfriend moved out of her dad's house to attend college, I haven't gotten a call or text back from her or nothing. I can't help but to think about her everyday even though I know she's ignoring me and screwing somebody else. I'm so lady lusted.

Andy: So, when you would text her, you would get nothing back?

Cornelius: NOTHING!

Andy: Looks like you have the series case of Lexi-Pain-Syndrome, buddy.

Cornelius: Of what?!

Andy: Just read the definition.

by The Denzel Smile November 9, 2010

Action Hero Pain Syndrome

The tendency of many macho guys to brush off pain from serious injuries in day-to-day life, while behaving like complete blubbering weenies when receiving routine medical care. This allows them to appear to have a (manly) high pain threshold, and yet still get copious sympathy from loved ones at the hospital.

Jenna's husband didn't flinch when he sliced his hand open while renovating their kitchen. But he sobbed inconsolably when they put in an IV at the ER. Jenna coddled him and yelled at the nurse, but it was a clear case of Action Hero Pain Syndrome.

by Sir Elroy June 4, 2011

Pain Stick

The act of filling a paint stick up with beer, and then placing one's mouth around the nozzle, pushing the end against the wall or ground, and forcing the beer into your stomach as fast as possible. Best used with shitty beer to get past the taste, and is really just to get drunk as fast as possible. When pushed against floor it is usually accompanied by the saying "You shall not pass".

(guy one)Yeah! Yeah! Fill up that Pain Stick! Suck that shit down dude!

(guy two) YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

by Blood Sugar October 5, 2010

Pain Stick

An elongated high capacity magazine for a handgun. Usually with a capacity for thirty or more bullets. Often, these are longer than the barrel of the gun itself.

"Did you see that shit? That dude had a pain stick in his 9-mil. He's got enough bullets to shoot all our asses."

by zombiebrainer April 4, 2010

Pain Swamp

The all round aching feeling during a woman's period. When the pain is so bad and it feels like it is spreading through you and all you can do is wrap up in a blanket and try not to cry.

Friend: Hey let's go out tonight?
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.

by Hot Chocolate Thunder February 25, 2017