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Marketing Pedophilia 

Refers to how businesses use children to promote their products and services, regardless of the targeted consumers.

It's become so common that it shouldn't surprise anyone when children are used to promote sex products.
Eharmony has used children to promote there services

PUGI (the car dealer) is a very guilty culprit

Marketing Pedophilia has made advertising more unbearable, unless you're a pedophile.
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pedophilic fishfingers 

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.
Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!

pedophilistic 

pedophileistic. pedophilistic is when someone is a pedophile, but may be too young, so you would call them pedophilistic.
look at him, what a pedophile
‘mate he’s 15, he’s just being pedophilistic’
pedophilistic by Jess Ann Long February 18, 2021

Pedophilia 

An adult or teenager who is simply sexually attracted to a child. see child

Not to be confused with molestor rapist or sexual assault which are separate but can be linked to the above if the pedophile acts on their desires. Sometimes also referred to as nonce

Unlike ephebophilia it is classed as a mental disorder
John: did you see the papers today? some teacher in a primary school was rubbing himself whilst looking up the girls skirts
Dave: wtf? omg what a sick pedo!
John: yeah I hate pedophilia

Paedophile 

A Paedophile (sometimes spelled Pedophile) is someone who feels a sexual attraction towards young children. They arfe not necessarily a child abuser - it is possible to have a sexual attraction to children and NOT rape them, just as it is possible for a gay person to live all of their life in "the closet".
Paedophile: Hello
Paedophile by Alipeewee21 December 29, 2009

pedophiliaphobia 

Pizzagate is pedophiliaphobia.

pedophiliable 

Easily subjected to the attention of pedophiles.
Your youthful, vulnerable features make you completely pedophiliable... what're you doing tonight, young man?
pedophiliable by oddyknocky May 6, 2010