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Shampoo Paedo

a sexual predator who preys on young children in the bath or shower
A young boy was attacked by a shampoo paedo when in his bathtub last weekend
by MrGinge10 September 19, 2010
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Paedo-Prophet

A grown man who claims to have the revelation of God and in whom is the revelation of what it means to be truly human.... And who marries his 6 year old niece, wages countless wars, advocates capital punishment and generally makes a nuisance of himself by leading a hopelessly inept and illiterate rabble to basically destroy themselves and their rat infested hovels.
"Hey Mo', you don't really believe in that Paedo-Prophet do you? That be like believing Charles Manson is Santa
by winkelTossa September 8, 2019
mugGet the Paedo-Prophetmug.

Paedo Files

All the disgusting files (photos) that belongs to a convicted paedophile.
There are numerous paedo files found on the next door paedophile's computer.
by Dee-Odus January 3, 2009
mugGet the Paedo Filesmug.

Paedo Pouch

A man's beard that is shaved in a neat line across the lower cheeks and surrounds the mouth.
Noel Edmonds, Kyle Sandilands, Paedo pouch
by Manner July 30, 2009
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Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.
I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.
by holly and georgia October 17, 2009
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vicar paedo

all vicars who touch kids.ie. all of them
woman1:'ere look at that vicar paedo
woman2:which one love theres hundreds in this vicar collage
woman1"sodomising cunts
by Gareth (DAVESKITCHEN) April 28, 2008
mugGet the vicar paedomug.

to paedo

To attack and sexually abuse a child, usually after arranging to meet on an Internet message board (forum).

Because that's what happens on the Internet.
OMGOSH you're meeting up with a load of people you met on a forum!? You're gonna get paedoed!

So I was cybering online with this girl and it turned out she was actually just another old man who wanted to paedo me. :(
by Alex Jones August 12, 2006
mugGet the to paedomug.

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