Pudgy Simpson

When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysburg Address.

"Yo man. Did you Tap that chick last night?" "Yeah dude. She totally did the Pudgy Simpson. It was both arousing and historical."

by Pudge Person April 15, 2009

Pudgy Slam

The action of two obese homosexual males inserting their genitals inside each of their navels. The position this usually takes place during is the classic 6to9 position that most females enjoy during lesbian sexual intercourse. (Basically, two fat guys shove their dicks into the other guy's bellybutton.)

Person 1: Dude, apparently Bob and some other guy pudgy slammed each other!
Person 2: Wait... WTF HOW DO YOU KNO- shh...... Don't tell anyone... Damn I'm going to slam him harder tonight...

by Run2DaCurry July 19, 2011

Pudgy Fudge Cakes

Used to describe a friend's girlfriend whom you hate or dislike. This term should be used when that certain girlfriend is all or some of the following qualities:
1) fat
2) ugly
3) stupid
4) childish
5) annoying
6) short
7) immature
8) anti-social
9) minipulative
10) passive agressive
11) bitch
12) foul
13) fowl
14) rude
15) afraid to speak to anyone than her boyfriend

John: Dude, did you see that foul bitch?
Kevin: Yeah John, she was a pudgy fudge cakes

Dan: Yo Curtland, ever been to the ghetto?
Curtland: Yes, I reside there
Dan: Are there any fine bitches 'round?
Curtland: Nah, just a bunch of pudgy fudge cakes

by Ahmad Sahmoud November 23, 2009

pudgy swim-ring

Chubby girls who think they look hot in shorty tops and low rise jeans with their bulging midriff looking like an overinflated swim-ring.

Eeeewwww,GROSS! Look at that chunker with her pudgy swim-ring exposed.

by wolfbait51 November 24, 2011

pudgy fart

When a Fart is so loud and smelly that you can feel it and it's very pudgy lol

"Hey dude what's wrong?"

"Oh nothing I just inhaled some pudgy fart."

by Omg123 February 14, 2014

pudgy puss

When the vagina is so soaking wet and swollen that it resembles an poorly made apple pie

Chad: dude I heard you fucked Stacey.
Tim: Yeah but she had a pudgy puss, I regret every second.

by Anal-Beads0327 May 10, 2016

pudgy fuck

Someone who loves indulging in gay anal or oral sex. Typically a jungle bunny. Pudgy fucks also typically have nappy dreads that smell like shit.

Have you met that Shawn Store's kid?

Yeah, he is a real pudgy fuck.

by Oh yeah yeah August 11, 2010