Fresh Produce

Someone who pretends they live in poverty but owns high end amenities aka Seedless strawberries and organic Mangoes.

Girl:"I have no money" *Files French Manicured nails with Disney World Season Pass*

Boy: "Fresh produce bitch"

by BigBootyBitches45 June 22, 2016

dan from produce

common habitat - the grocery store metro. He is the definition of beautiful, sexy , handsome , love of my life. He likes going for younger girls, typically with names starting with a K and working as a cashier in the same store. Teaching dan how to use the store phone is the way to his heart. Dan could sit and talk to his lover for 1/2 an hour, even staying after his shift! Dan is amazing and hot but is either taken by a girl stating with the letter k or is gay.

Dan from produce is love , dan from produce is life.

Tammy- who's that sexy mofo?
Michelle- That's dan from produce

by danfromproduce June 19, 2020

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

mister-produce

To mister-produce; To mister-produce something: A verb that describes the very professional and sophisticated (technical) management required during A Emergency Meeting.

Comes from the noun"Mister Producer" , which has been the same person in every known case:

Sir Andrew Tate (the Top G).

"Yo bro, have you seen the recent emergency meeting?"

"yeah man, It was mister-produced flawlessly !"

"FAX! I wish I could mister-produce like that."

by NVBJP June 15, 2023

do a produce

To defecate; to go take a crap.

I'm gonna go do a produce.

by K. Isaacson April 21, 2007

Morganic produce

More organic foods used by farmers

We sell morganic produce

by Cupcakeprincess9 February 25, 2017

Ripped Produce

Some Fucking Asshole Named Mike who has the easiest shift out of everyone and barely puts up any vegetables, but if one thing is missing the whole mother fucking store is ripped

Ripped Produce Everything was stacked on the store but 1 apple was missing the store is fucked!

by Produceman22 July 10, 2019