How one defeats Psoeidon's Kiss:
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.
Aww man! Poseidon's Kiss again?
Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!
Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?
Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.
Oh, sounds cool.
Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!
Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?
Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.
Oh, sounds cool.
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I was eating Candy last night when she hit me with Poseidon's Dragon! At least my sinuses are clear now.
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