porridge baby

When a woman has that many different males cum inside her, she doesn’t know who the baby’s dad is.

Oh Leah is such a cum bucket. She definitely got her self a little porridge baby.

by Gremlins 22 January 21, 2023

Porridge Knickers

A condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme sexual excitement. This results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.

I brought a durty yoke home from the Lodge last night and she was foaming at the gash - serious case of porridge knickers lying on my floor in the morning.

by Paulie Cee December 7, 2010

Porridge Pistol

A colloquial term for the male appendage, often used to reference to a man's ejaculatory fluids.

Nick: Dude, I heard Abi has been fucking Will recently!

Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.

by CPalilnuem February 16, 2012

Porridge cannon

A porridge cannon is where you spread your cheeks while bending over to spray faeces at people for fun. for best results eat lots of dogdy food on a seedy sunday

Jerrome was always hogging the toilet so i kicked the door in and blasted him with my porridge cannon.

Adrian's porridge cannon was leaking so he had to see a doctor before it seized up

I would let mel gibson eat a bowl of cereal out of my porridge cannon any day

by F-Bang August 24, 2009

Porridge Pot Surprise

When a man has had one too many drinks and he is having casual sex with some girl...he then proceeds to open up her pussy and whitey into it filling it to the brim ... The man may then put his penis inside the girls vagina and stir in a rotary motion to make it a porridge pot surprise.

Boy: "I was at dat oxygen festival last year and fit looking lass was fully grinding me liek.. so i took her back to my tent and started licking her out...felt a bit sick so i threw up in her pussy and made a nicee wee porridge pot surprise

by Dickmax March 29, 2011

porridge nigger

Much like porridge wog
Used to describe Scottish people or people of Scottish decent.

It's particularly used to describe those who lick the boot of their imperial masters.

The porridge nigger did anything the Englishman told him.

by Balnagask77 December 26, 2016

Porridge White

An inherent disease which affects ones ability to enjoy anything that stimulates, thus providing the world with the most boring natured man.

That man is chucking a Porridge White.

by Matt Duniam October 23, 2004