Porg

The best possible thing to watch and get horny and funny at the same time

I go on Porghub.com for excitement and a boner....

by Big asss ballsack May 5, 2023

PORG PORG

Guzzling GODS semen like a vacuum or a black hole. An entire different reality and dimension.

PORG PORG for all that money and fame.

by Darth Brock September 2, 2023

PORG POPPING

Bursting your fucking bubble of collecting 100 pennies.

Im bout to PORG POPPING flip the families trying to collect physical copies of video games.

by EddieBrock5 September 3, 2023

Porg

Some absolutely dumbass piece of shit from some weird instagrammar I forgot his name piece of shit keeps fucking using it keeps PMO.

What the porg

by BananaLord363 July 31, 2025

Porged

To catastrophically break a Linux installation—most commonly Arch Linux—to the point where it is fundamentally unrecoverable. When a system is "porged," no amount of chroot, Live USB tinkering, or forum-diving can save it; the only solution is to wipe the partition and reinstall from scratch.

The term originates from the username AdmiralPorg, a legendary figure known for their unique ability to turn a functional OS into a digital paperweight through reckless sudo usage, broken dependencies, or mismanaged bootloaders.

Person A: "That Hyprland rice looks clean! Did you finally get the ml4w dotfiles working?"
Person B: "Actually, I tried to force the installation script over my old config and totally porged my install. I can’t even drop into a TTY; it's just a black screen and sadness."
Person A: "Classic. I'll get the ventoy drive ready. Time to reinstall."

by Gurkenwerfer January 5, 2026