Pootie

2 girls who talk a certain way and act a certain way

pooties b da best pooties in da world.

by pootie marie February 20, 2019

Pootie

A word Manny uses in Diary of A Wimpy Kid that you looked up hoping to find answers.

Manny called his brother, Greg, a pootie.

by cannot make this shit up September 29, 2019

Pootie

A pet: a cute dog or puppy

I love going to the park with my favorite little pootie poo

by ForUrbanDictionary March 15, 2020

pootie

A poodle that is a cutie.

Leo: What breed is your dog?
Kat: He's a poodle.
Leo: Aww, he's so cute, what a pootie!

by badgalkat September 16, 2020

Pootie

An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.

The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.

by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022

pootie

a hors 💀

kanye west gave kai cenat a pootie (purchased from aldi)

by anonymous January 14, 2025

pootie do

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.

1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.

by LaRhettie May 18, 2013