Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019

Scrub the poop deck

Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023

Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!

Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!

Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?

Cap'n: ...

by janey-e1999 September 23, 2023

Poop deckin'

The act of stealthily approaching a boat from another nautical vessel and pooping on the roof of the boat's cabin (i.e. the poop deck). It is customary to exclaim "You just got poop decked!" when leaving the scene.

After Jake successfully performed his first poop deckin', he exclaimed "You just got poop decked!"

by Poop'n Crunch December 7, 2012

Poopdeck

A part of a boat, but most people misunderstand it and think that it is where poop is on a deck.

John: Captain said to get to the poopdeck ASAP!

Childish Man: Haha he said poop!

by Manuelr11 December 2, 2013

Poopdeck Patty

The "Bottom" position for a Butt Pirate. The fem as opposed to butch.

The boy was nothing but a Poopdeck Patty to the rest of the guys at the leather bar. Arrrggg., there she blows!

by Big Taint Atl August 14, 2008

poopdeck

To knock down with poop.

He poopdecked his opponent in the face, slightly in the mouth too.

by solved December 24, 2004

Poopdeck Annie

A goofball pseudonym often chosen for its charming and lighthearted vibe.

Poopdeck Annie, a name so uncanny, ask me again, and I’ll kick you in the fanny!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2023