poof

a term that is used to make unwanted company disappear. by simply pointing your finger and muttering poof at any one individual, you can make them 'go away' if only blocking them from your mind.

jessica was all like poof and justin was gone

by krissypoo December 28, 2005

The Poof

The Poof is a huge fart exposed in baby powder. As seen on the movie Jackass 2.5 where Johnny Knoxville adds baby powder on Wee Man's butt so he can fart, but unfortunately he crap himself.

Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and this is The Poof.

by Lucas_JWF August 21, 2008

poof

A soft loofah for use with body wash.

I use a poof because it lathers more than a washclothe.

by Jash Brady December 17, 2006

poofing

The sexual act of being anally penetrated by a blow up doll's penis or attached dildo.

Spent the whole night poofing, can't sit down and I need a new doll.

by Magnus Rahl September 6, 2016

poofed

When someone leaves a party without anyone noticing.

Where did Scott go? I don't know he poofed.

by Darba August 11, 2007

poof

Describes a happening where after a previous desire and mention of an event or object, the said event or object shows up or happens soon thereafter.

"I wish we could just find the hotel", seconds later you find it, "That was such a poof" or "What a poof"

by Mario E September 30, 2007

poof

When mad, weird people say this.
They can be annoyed, mad, scared, freaked out

Awwww poof, man

Poof, I did it again

by Britt_lovs_dance July 31, 2008