Plorn

Porn with plot.

The plorn started out with the pizza guy ringing the doorbell.

by Lpants October 30, 2009

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Plotfuck

1)When the plot of a movie is completely and utterly ruined by a god awful director. Usually based on a good book which is totally murdered.

2)When a secret scheme to get something (usually illegal) is ruined by one or more idiots.

3)When a small area of land is ruined by a gardener who is trying to be self sufficient because its fashionable, but screws up instead. Or they are just a bad gardener.

1)'Dude I watched Angels & Demons over the weekend!'
'Oh man, thats 146 minutes of your life you'll never get back! It was such a plotfuck!'

2)'I was plotting to get revenge on my brother by putting his hand in warm water. He found out before I did it and I got grounded. It was such a plotfuck!'

3)'I read about self sufficiency in a hip magazine but I plotfucked and now I just use it as a dump. Its great!'

by h-sizzler August 30, 2010

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plork

Prettig Lichaam Ongelovelijke Rotkop

translation:

Nice Body Very Ugly Face

A: thats a plork
B: Damn she got a body, but her face is ugly

by IanHupkes October 12, 2006

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Ploof

A condensed form of an expression of happinesss, excitement, moment of discovery, et al.

Also can be used as a sign of disappointment based on inflection.

I just won the lottery!=Ploof!

I found my car keys!=Ploof!

My cat died. = Ploof.

by RussMartinFan November 8, 2018

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Plorking

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016

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