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Bang the Pipes

Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
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Wesley Pipes

Funniest pornstar to ever hit the screen, hailing from Cali, you should read some of these quotes:

1. Suck this muthafuckin dick... you know I like my shit wet up lime a drive-by... Do a drive-by on this dick, Yeah there you go! You a Crip or sum'n huh? You Crip'n bitch!
2. Let me put my kids in ya mouth bitch... Imma turn yo throat into a foster home, take this nut!
3. Wesley: You stupid or you smart (3x's)

Chick: Smart (mouth full off cock)

Wesley: well work your brain like a college freshman and make it nasty for me.
4. Damn, I'm all the way in that ass! Dontchu shit on my dick. If I strike a nerve you better let me know.
5. Spit on my mufuckin balls, they should look like two discoballs in a second. Spit on them! Don't be shy, yu nekkid wit the cameras rollin'. Too late to be shy girl.
Guy1: you ever this cat Wesley Pipes?

Guy2: hell yeah, funnier than a mufucker too, too bad my girl hates him.

Guy1: Lets watch him roast this bbw

Guy2: ight
by FunnyGuyStuff December 15, 2016
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drain pipes

jeans that fit tight to your legs all the way to your ankles (skinny jeans). very popular right now with alternative kids.
kid 1: im going to buy some drain pipes from topshop because theyre cool and that.
kid 2: oh yeah? how much are they?
kid 1: £60.
kid 2: buggar that get them in debenhams for £10!
by delaney mate. August 31, 2006
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scotish vag pipes

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes
After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single
by POON SLAYER April 17, 2014
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Lunch Under The Pipes

A sexual act where the partner massages a man's anus, grundle, and balls with his/her tongue.

"Lunch Under the Pipes" literally bridges the gap between the anus and the balls thus affording each partner maximum pleasure.

For a Similar Definition See tossed salad
"Last night, Thurgood and I were watching a movie and I ended up having some lunch under the pipes. It was pretty great."
by ResIpsa March 10, 2010
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Daniel Pipes

A neo-conservative American writer and avid Zionist who has made a career through his Middle East Forum of defaming and smearing American Muslim organizations and institutions. He is arguably one of America's most prolific Islamophobes (read: Muslim-hater), who has publicly supported on his web site the internment of Japanese-Americans during the Second World War and feels "encouraged" that survey polls show an increasing hostility among Americans towards American Muslims and Islam.
Daniel Pipes? Nobody wants to listen to that Islamophobe except the neo-conservative and Zionist organizations.
by Tangrene September 19, 2007
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