facebook philanthropist

someone who feels guilty about their affluent lifestyle and their being too busy to really do anything about the plight of the world, so they join all the groups on Facebook like "if 1 million people join this group, I will FedEx a sandwich to a kid in Africa" or "April 23rd, 3:58pm, international minute of silence in solidarity with all the people who couldnt talk for a minute because of fucked up situations". Dont get me wrong, I am all about working for change in the world and giving help to those who need it the most, but come on people, do you really think your Facebook group is going to make that much of a difference?!

Jack was too lazy to attend the food drive so instead he joined 10 more Facebook groups. What a Facebook Philanthropist.

by Joolin February 11, 2008

philanthropath

A wealthy person who supposedly makes a philanthropic donation, but does so knowing full well they are actually making an investment into yet another agenda of theirs.

Bill Gates' $10,000,000,000 "compassionate donations" to worldwide vaccines yielded a 20-to-1 financial return for him, making him one of the larges philanthropaths in the US.

by JulesV June 25, 2022

Philadelphia Chinese Store

A business that is open till 3am or later and is a hot spot for robberies,shootings, and outside drug sales. Protected by bullet glass the cashier serves orders through a carousel window and is a neighborhood favorite to buy a losey, a dutch, chicken wings or some General Tso's chicken.

"I'ma go to the chinese store to get some of them chicken wings".

"The big store tonight at 11 is a double shooting outside a Philadelphia Chinese store".

by MrMr September 8, 2013

Philadelphia knuckleball

getting jacked off using a Philly cheesesteak. cheese sauce only. then rubbing the sandwich in your partners face while they eat it afterwards.

Are you hungry? I want a Philadelphia knuckleball

by chapsfranklin September 3, 2016

Philandra

A big breasted PC gamer that has no language filter.

A female voice that attracts male gamers.

Are you really trying to be a philandra to get more followers?

by anonymous January 17, 2021

philacki

When you say you have COVID, but you really just wanted 10 days off work.

Yo let’s go to Vegas. I can’t bro I work. Just do a Philacki and les goooo!

by Elmamoncito February 14, 2021

north philadelphia

the result of an experiment to concentrate crime in philadelphia to one area.

north philadelphia: it's mugtastic!

by Young Trubz September 16, 2006