Pelfy

Pussy Selfie
For the purposes of Sexting

Please send me a pelfy

by Loslyf May 1, 2016

PILF

just like milf or dilf, pilf is a gender neutral alternative primarily used for those who are non-binary.

PILF: person id like (to) fuck

sam is such a pilf

by nbgosk January 31, 2021

PWILF

Pregnant Woman Id Like to Fuck

Damn Adriels mother is such a Pwilf.
Pwilfs.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by FRO December 15, 2004

Pilferage

Farming something until it reaches extinction.

Originally from the era in which the pilgrims first came to the US. They foraged the land and fed off camels until the beloved US camel became extinct.

"Stop wasting that paper douchebag, what are you trying to do pilferage all the trees?"

by Sotesko March 14, 2009

philfing

‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of sneaky websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well

'I avoid the philfing sites and buy somewhere else'

by standby December 25, 2008

PILF

Professor I'd Like (to) Fuck

My hot, young Spanish prof is a total PILF

by Sarah December 10, 2003

pmilf

"Prime Minister I Would Like To Fuck". A play on "Milf--Mother I Would Like To Fuck".

Like when some handsome man steps in to fix your country and looks damn good doing it.

"Justin Trudeau just set the motions to legalize weed! Smart, and a total PMILF. Shezzam, bitches!!!"

by Melly Pants January 25, 2016