Peasant

This is what you call your friend as a joke. But, only when he or she is your best friend.

Friend: Hi peasant, what’s up?
Other friend: I’m good, thanks for asking peasant!

by Catsarelifeforme October 30, 2019

peasant

some lame ass individual who cant do jack and owns little to nothing, not even his/her life. Modern day, can be described as a newcomer to a place or a slow thinker

<Jack loses in a game of kahoot to Phil>
Phil: HAHA retard bow down to me your king of frog sex PEASANT
Jack: ;-;

by st.xe.fni.h January 21, 2020

Peasant

Someone you are greater than. A peasant can be used to trade for prized goods and money, they all make very good slaves and are fun to tease.

Neigh Neigh is a peasant

by Neigh Neigh's Queen November 10, 2012

Peasant

A put down usually used to show how someone's project or action is badly done. Usually used in Australia

Mate, that throw was peasant!

by Chris Sharrad October 30, 2004

Peasant

Someone who isn't me; you

(Take a picture of yourself, you will see a peasant)

by Not a Peasant February 13, 2013

peasant

Trogdor's squishing object of choice.

I squisha you, peasanty!

by dudeman February 21, 2004

Peasant

A peasant is a term used for someone who is annoying, dumb or not as swagalicious as yourself. Peasant can be used as an odd affectionate term for you close ones HOWEVER it can also be perceived as an insult, so use wisely.

Can be shortened to "pes" for extra emphasis.

*Juniors are walking slowly in front of you*
"UGH these juniors are such PEASANTS"

by sheveges_beasts_4EVA April 28, 2019