oxymoron

That one guy who can only oxy-weld and never tries to TIG, MIG or even Arc weld!

MIG: "Look at Jarred over there, what an oxymoron!"
TIG: " I know, what an absolute Oxidizer!!!!"

by essenceofexistence June 19, 2017

oxymoron

A person who abuses the prescription painkiller OxyContin, also known as hillbilly heroin. A truly moronic oxymoron refers to OxyContin incorrectly as "oxycotton".

That oxymoron Jeff overdosed on OxyContin at a rave.

by Led Zeppole November 19, 2003

Oxymoron

The act of becoming moronic due to the overuse and abuse of oxycontin.

OR

A person who is addicted to oxycontin, therefore making them a retard.

Person 1: Hey man, you talked to Levi lately?
Person 2: No man, I heard he's a real oxymoron.
Person 1: So that's why he keeps ducking me for money.
Person 2: That fat fuck...

by cosmicbaby November 28, 2011

oxymoron

A ridiculous comparision. Conjoining contradictory terms.

Example of Oxymoron
Unjust Law
Tax Return
Airline Food
Alone Together
Taped Live
Peace Force
Anarchy Rules
Affordable Housing

by Ashley Elizabeth December 28, 2005

oxymoron

figure of speech combining two normally contradictory terms

(e.g. "tolerant LK", "correct LK",etc.)

by 100%Caborn May 24, 2005

oxymoron

Two words that contradict themselves.

"Rap music" is not an oxymoron, you hatin' motherfuckers.

by PSP Squirrel #1 June 25, 2006

oxymoron

A coupling of words that contradict each other, yet are combined to form a new phrase.

Smart Americans
Great American President
United states

by is my own May 31, 2005