turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.

the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.

by [e-mail] August 30, 2010

Hell's outhouse

A really lousy place. See, Hell is supposed to suck, so Hell's outhouse would be even worse.

Jesus H. Christ, that guy's crib is Hell's outhouse!

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005

Outhouse Express

A piece of software that makes the British Postal Service look efficient.

I was going to send an email today, but Outhouse Express deleted them most of my email, moved everything else to it's wanky proprietary folder and forgot my password. It is a steaming piece of shit.

by Gunter65465419851951651 April 28, 2010

Cambodian Outhouse

You take the woman and write "Slut" on her forehead with lipstick. You then take a toilet seat ring and place it over her head pinning her arms to her side. You start anal sex and just prior to climax you put your fingers down her throat causing her to vomit as you climax.

Dude I need a new toilet seat I lost it doing the Cambodian outhouse last night.

by the cambodian June 13, 2011

Kentucky Outhouse

When you have sex with a girl in front of a toilet filled with piss and shit. Just when your about to cum in her ass. You shove her face in the shitter.

When you have sex with a girl in front of a toilet filled with piss and shit. Just when your about to cum in her ass. You shove her face in the shitter. - Kentucky Outhouse.

by Captain FUBAR August 10, 2007

The Outhouse

The outhouse is when during sex, the man pulls his cock out and takes a dump in the girls pussy much like pooping in the hole in the ground in an outhouse.

That bitch really likes getting The Outhouse.

by Jake Howzer December 12, 2007

Outhouse Blues

Diarrhea..........also known as the shits , backdoor trots , the runs , and etc.

Johnny has been complaining about his asshole being raw and sore from the havingOuthouse Blues .

by Hurley74 December 4, 2020