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Eau d'ouche 

The obnoxious, headache-inducing cologne cloud that surrounds a beefy, tight-Armani-shirt wearing dude.
Ugh. Some big meathead just walked by wearing way too much eau d'ouche. I feel like I'm gonna puke.
Eau d'ouche by ashenannigans July 10, 2010
A word used when you hurt yourself
"Knocked funny bone", Ouchies!!
Ouchies by Mr Miyagi May 27, 2004
It's just like touché (meaning "touched" in French) except it's ouche, without an accent and the faggy Frenchyness.
American: Canada freezes my balls
Canadian: At least we're not Mexico touchers
American: Ouche...ouche
ouche by alvinsanity August 24, 2008
a crushing tackle delivered to a wide receiver in Madden Football or the act of accidentally blasting rounds into the second player on Halo (1,2, or 3) as he/she steps into your line of fire.
"here comes the ouchee!"
"dude, did you see the ouchee John delivered onto you while you jumped across the doorway?"
"ouch-ee!!"
Ouchee by Badstone_Aria February 26, 2008
Is the sound you make when someone hurts your feelings and you want to sound dramatic and cute.
“Your annoying
“Ouchies”
Ouchies by HOLAAAATK October 1, 2019

Dick-ouche 

A person who is both a dick & a douche.
My ex was such a dick-ouche!
Dick-ouche by Debi Lee December 4, 2019