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osteen

to verbally assault someone to the point of causing hemeroids much like the wife of megachurch evangelist Joel Osteen Victoria.
If you dont leave me the fuck alone im gonna go osteen on yu!
by Forenzie October 16, 2008
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Osteened

Not welcomed.
After losing our home in a flood and in desperate need of a shelter, we were Osteened by our local pastor.
by Mojefro August 31, 2017
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oshean

Sexy, tall, very nice, intimidating, strong, smart, hot, great kisser.
Oshean is so amazing, if you have him you better not loose him.
by Mrs.samantha March 27, 2021
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Osheana

Osheana is a wonderful person she can not physically be mean to anyone she has crippling depression and anxiety but once you get to know her she is the mos beautiful person you will ever meet and she never has talked bad ever and if she does hate you watch out cuz she's an awful bitch.....but she has been through more than people go though in there life she will never know what it's like to have a regular life she has been abused and bullied her whole life
Omg that's definitely an osheana
by Osheana November 20, 2018
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Oshee

Oshee is a very emotional and dramatical person. If you have a Oshee in your life make sure to give her lots of love and attention. Oshee is most likely the best friend you could ever have in your life so don't let them go. Oshee loves to make people laugh and smile. Oshee will always have your back in any situation. Oshee will also listen to your problems and do everything she can to help.
Oshee
by 899 January 6, 2021
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osteen

The X-Files are so osteen
by K-Dawgg August 6, 2004
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Joel Thomas Osteen Jr

Is the most amazing guy on this earth. He is an excellent boy friend to his girl friend, Rowena 'Roey' Kay Woolard. He is sweet, kind, lovable, smart, funny, romantic, brave, strong, and so much more. From what I can tell he is also an amazing son, brother, uncle, nephew, grandson, and cousin. He makes the world look dull because his light shines so brightly. All in all, Joel Thomas Osteen Jr, is by far the most incredible person on this planet.

WARNING: CAN BE A HAZARD TO ALL FEMALES OUTSIDE HIS FAMILY AND IS NOT HIS GIRL FRIEND, ROWENA 'ROEY' KAY WOOLARD. WHY IS HE A HAZARD? WELL, HIS IS GIRL FRIEND, ROWENA 'ROEY' KAY WOOLARD, HAS SWORN TO DESTROY ANY FEMALE WHO TRIES ANYTHING FUNNY.
Rowena : Joel Thomas Osteen Jr is so amazing! I love him to death! <3

Alex : Awww,you two are such a cute couple! :)
by Roeyzilla July 11, 2011
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