Orangutan dick 

Tell your dad at the table he will thank you

Hey dad orangutan dick

Dad: really oh :)

Orangutan dick by Wood cock June 23, 2020

Angry Orangutan 

A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.

Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.

Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.

Angry Orangutan by santos kid August 26, 2019

Orangutang Titties 

Very similar to 'pancake titties.'Bad saggy tits that hang like wrinkly flaps of skin. Girls with orangutang titties are nasty, their tits aren't perky or nothin.

Oh! Dude those orangtutang titties are nasty! Find a different site, this ones festy.

I met a really hot chick, great ass, she even had a nice smooth shaved pussy!...But she had the worst orangutang titties ever!

Orangutang Titties by Ashton/Jesus November 6, 2006

3 Orangutans 1 Blender 

An unknown shock video that supposedly contains a bunch of men killing orangutans, and the only proof of these videos existing is from "reaction" videos.

I tried to look up 3 orangutans 1 blender and couldn't find anything, most likely a hoax.

3 Orangutans 1 Blender by Justicewithtacosandweed July 11, 2020

Orangutan

A primate in the family Hominidae. In 2016, the GOP caught one, shaved it and nominated it to run for president, and it ran again in 2020 (that particular one is noted for having the temperament of a chimpanzee, which is a more aggressive animal).

Tim Tim: So, I see that Dona-

Blade: No, don't call him that! He's an orangutan and we'll leave it at that!

Orangutan by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020

orangutan ganja 

Really strong weed that Asian Orangutans smoked with Budda, in Buddhist mythology.

orangutan ganja with buddah< metaphoricaly

orangutan ganja by LOC-3D September 14, 2013

the flying orangutan

When someone is sitting on a chair, sucking a dick in front of them and jerking two people off to the sides. The motion looks like an orangutan flapping its arms, with its big orangutan mouth open.

"Where were you last night, Bubba?"
"Well, mom... John, Dave, and I went down to the bar, picked up a skank, and took her to the Motel 6 where she gave us the flying orangutan."

the flying orangutan by JAndersonConcurrence February 5, 2009