It's gaining steam in the gay community: Instead of getting the full body scan, opt to get patted down by one of the TSA guys. When he's finished with you, rush to the nearest washroom and beat that raging boner off that you got from the thrill of being groped by a random. Then bask in the thought that, not only did you receive a fantastic sexual release, you also empowered the every-man and used the TSA agent as an unwilling sex-slave while saying "FUCK YOU" to the authority.
Man, Kerry, where did you go after the check point? I saw you rush off?
OH you silly goose, after that vigorous pat down by that burly man beast, I just had to opt-off in the bathroom!!
OH you silly goose, after that vigorous pat down by that burly man beast, I just had to opt-off in the bathroom!!
by beardgineer December 20, 2012
Get the Opt-Offmug. Posting a previously submitted definition on Urban Dictionary (almost verbatim) just to inflate one's sorry, battered ego by getting votes up, collaterally.
by UDM111 September 18, 2013
Get the urban co-optingmug. to all my fans I do my best to support and entertain you all but this has gone a bit far. You are all awesome people ❤️💛💙😀
I opt out
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2019
Get the I opt outmug. She got me OTP all night.
OTP with shorty.
Greg: Yo, I fell in love with her OTP
Jared: what does OPT mean?
Greg: on the phone you idiot.
OTP with shorty.
Greg: Yo, I fell in love with her OTP
Jared: what does OPT mean?
Greg: on the phone you idiot.
by Karren 12347 quesadilla January 8, 2021
Get the OPTmug. by And----10.104 December 6, 2023
Get the top optmug. Hym "Well, if you weren't a smug, retarded, asshole and you would have listened to PEOPLE WHO ARE SMARTER THAN YOU, you wouldn't have to blow smoke up you candidate's ass to manufacture enthusiasm. My thing is being entirely co-opted here."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the Co-optedmug. 