opossum

It is the world's dumbest animal.

I have recently started calling dumb guys opossum.
eg: You are a bloody opossum

by nagcoder May 8, 2005

Muck Opossum

An unattractive male of shady character found usually in a bar or at a party sexually harrassing every female. Male equivelant of a "swamp donkey".

Ew. You are a muck opossum.

by Tanya24 February 8, 2009

Opossum

Figuratively: Someone whose shitty driving will soon cause them to be found dead on the road, just as actual opossums are often found.

(You are on a 3 lane freeway in the Summer. A person driving 45 mph, goes from the right lane to the middle lane, directly in front of you, without using their turn signal)

YOU: (Yelling sarcastically out the window as you pass) Thanks for the turn signal Opossum!

by Harry Hickman December 10, 2006

opies

A snowball/softserve stand in Catonsville, MD where everyone goes to hang out on summer nights. It is far superior to, and cheaper than the much less popular tastee zone. Owned and operated by Catonville's finest.

"hey, what're you up to?"

"nothing at all, want to meet at opies?"

"yeah, i'll be there in 5!"

by zxcvb1234 February 5, 2009

Opistyle

Styles that are opposite. When two or more items in one's wardrobe contradict each other.

Wearing a tank top with a scarf. Wearing Uggs with shorts and/or a tank top. Wearing a parka with shorts. "OMG, your tank tops and Uggs are so totally opistyle."

by Office Style August 18, 2010

Osissive

The right type of calmness

The breeze is so osissive, it's perfect

by Osissive June 18, 2016

OPOSS

OPOSS (old piece of shit syndrome)
Is a disorder that effects the older/oldest modules of smartphones. It can effect devices other than smartphones but is most common with smartphones.
The OPOSS first effects make apps and web browsers run slow but then disables the phones quick menu window button and home button
That is your sign to get a new phone

Well shit my iPhone suffers from OPOSS time to get a new one.
OPOSS has infected Nintendo's miiverse,Nintendo wifi,Nintendo zone and much more

by Anonymous Teen 133 June 17, 2019