A typical boy band that lacks any creative beats or interesting lyrics. They just sing about anything having to do with women. Teenage girls love them because they are "Hot", but if you ask them they'll say they like their "music". Truth is, if any of the five metro-sexual members had any facial scars, or were the least bit fat, None of the so called "fans" would listen to them.
Fan 1, "OMGZZZZ DID YOU HEAR THE NEW ONE DIRECTION SONG?!?!?!
Fan 2, "YESSSS OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!!!"
Me (preparing to jump out of the nearest window)
Fan 2, "YESSSS OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!!!"
Me (preparing to jump out of the nearest window)
by CynicalTeenager March 04, 2012
A band with a following of deluded fangirls with no taste in music. It consists of five ugly idiots who write songs with absolutely no meaning whatsoever, only to have unintelligent teenagers scream at them. They in no way compare to the likes of Fall Out Boy, or Panic! At The Disco. We thought Justin Beiber was bad, now we have 5 in 1.
Directioner: I LOVE 1D!
Real Bandom Member: *facepalm* Ludicrous. Absurd. You really like One Direction?
Real Bandom Member: *facepalm* Ludicrous. Absurd. You really like One Direction?
by NitroglycerinBOOM January 07, 2014
The Worlds worst boyband they can't sing they can't dance and all the fans love the ugly curly haired one, whenever something bad happens they all go mad like when they get girlfriends. The fans attacked TWFanmily when they came out of The Wanted tour because they are all Twats.
Directioner: OMG Harry is going out with caroline flack! We have to kill her now! One Direction have to stay single for me!
TWFanmily: Max Is getting married to Michelle Keegan I'm so happy I can't wait for the wedding!:)
TWFanmily: Max Is getting married to Michelle Keegan I'm so happy I can't wait for the wedding!:)
by Love The Wanted! May 20, 2012
Five clean cut X-Factor rejects that couldn't last on their own, so Simon Cowell slapped them together, and One Direction was born. All you need to know is their music is soulless and migraine inducing, they're only famous because girls think they're cute, they're basically a group of British Justin Biebers', and their fans are insane.
They're the herpes of music - they just won't fuck off!
They're the herpes of music - they just won't fuck off!
Reaction to What makes you Beautiful: "You don't know you're terrible."
Reaction to One Thing: "I need an aspirin."
Reaction to Live While We're Young: I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, alright."
Conclusion: One Direction need a one way ticket to irrelevancy.
Reaction to One Thing: "I need an aspirin."
Reaction to Live While We're Young: I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, alright."
Conclusion: One Direction need a one way ticket to irrelevancy.
by OneDirectionSuck(andsodoyou) August 27, 2013
Person 1: What is worse than a Justin Bieber singing?
Person 2: Five Justin Biebers singing!
Person 1: I don't think it would be possible for such abomination to exist!
Person 2: Well, we are living in a really messed up time. It is called One Direction.
Person 2: Five Justin Biebers singing!
Person 1: I don't think it would be possible for such abomination to exist!
Person 2: Well, we are living in a really messed up time. It is called One Direction.
by imthebestkthnx June 12, 2012
by Tomlingay June 02, 2012
5 gay guys pretending to be straight. Often sings in high pitched voices and songs that make you want to throw up run away to Israel only to find they play that song there too.
by Sadiethaskank November 03, 2013