my house is on fire

please help me i'm fucking burning alive

call 911 my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019

FUCK I'M ON FIRE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT HURTS SO MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

person 1: FUCK I'M ON FIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
person 2: (calls police)

by MeowStuff110 April 27, 2022

pussy on fire

An expression used by RuPaul, on the reunion of Rupaul's Drag Race Season 2 Reunion, while he was complimenting Tyra Sanchez on her performance at the Wedding Challenge.

Meaning: someone being or acting instinctively fierce and passionate.

Girl, you let us down this week. Next time I wanna see you set your pussy on fire.

by minase8888 February 27, 2011

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

by GGR September 29, 2008

more fun than a clown on fire

to be exceedingly entertaining, much like a clown on fire

Listening to Bush try to talk about foreign affairs is more fun than a clown on fire

by Thomas Hersh February 3, 2004

the roof is on fire

1.This party is jumpin!

2. Some one started a fire on the roof.

by Gretchen March 26, 2003

hair on fire

A state of being super busy or overwhelmed. When your hair is on fire, you are consumed with reacting to an emergency and have not time to deal with ankle biters.

It was one of those hair on fire moments where everyone and their brother was requiesting things from me at the same time.

Do you need help? it looks like your hair is on fire.

I am sorry I didn't call you back; my hair was on fire at work.

by RCU December 4, 2014