Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...
by parakeregreses July 12, 2023
When management interferes with your job and tries to micromanage you, but you are actually more competent at your job than they are.
by mzkitttkat January 24, 2024
The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender
by hardcore.memester May 10, 2018
If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.
You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl
You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl
by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020
FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!
FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!
FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *
FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life
FRIEND2: WTF!
FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!
FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *
FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life
by ggnoree November 02, 2021
by Anuhea2012 June 18, 2021
"On my way!" Is a term that expresses either extreme sarcasm or enthusiasm towards being on one's way to a place. It can be said with or without intent, as the keyboard shortcut ‘omw’ may make someone say this unintentionally. In the cases this happens, it is a very traumatic scene that is very real in our world today.
by kurukuru November 26, 2023