Joe on a boat

Rapes people that come on his boat

I raped joe on a boat

by Fat Craig August 2, 2018

i'm on a boat

to be high off of marijuanna.

dude, i wish i was on a boat right now but i gotta get tested so i can work.

i'm on a boat right now and i can't stop eating!

by gotjackson June 26, 2009

Bumps on a Boat

Phrase for when you are looking for an excuse to lefel it up.

Means let's go on a boat ride in canden and consume lefels.

Let's go take bumps on a boat

by Lil Shroom October 28, 2023

treesh on a boat

a treesh on a boat is a when a treesh (commonly paraphrased to a cheating whore), is caught in the middle of a group of guys who have extreme sexual urges towards her. She is in a relationship but is "on a boat" from her floating around from homie to homie within the group. The most alpha in the group will crack her at the end of the night and thus put an end to the treesh floating around and toying with the boys.

Oh my god, look at Katie over there. She's in relationship and talking to all those guys so flirty. She is acting like a total treesh on a boat.

by PocketPahouds July 22, 2025

shithouse door on a tuna boat

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

eight bitches on a bitch boat

The way that one of the frat aliens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force describes the pain that he went through to get a tatoo on his lung.

"Yeah my dad said he'd kill me if I didn't get it done. I had to get wasted to do it cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat"

"It was as cold as eight bitches on a bitch boat"

by katieandginger January 31, 2005

Jesus on a fucking boat

Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry

by Hdx January 31, 2022