brown omelette

When one person poops into his/her hand and rubs it into partners vagina.

My girlfriend slapped me after I gave her a brown omelette.

by HermanButt December 2, 2017

Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.

- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'

by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014

Havana Omelette

An explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your anus burning. Symptoms being a burning, swollen anus, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another poop.

I ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot Havana Omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.

by redring January 23, 2014

whale omelette

meaning of being, 'thick'

Teacher: "Bob, what is the capital of England"

Bob: "Don't know miss, I'm as thick as a whale omelette"

by Ludovik April 16, 2008

Bakersfield Omelette

When a group of bikers jerk off into a pan and cook it.

We cooked up a breakfast of Bakersfield Omelettes for those skanks at Sturgis last year.

by mctacos666 June 28, 2010

Warrington omelette

Sexual act - masturbating into a female (or male, whichever floats your boat) and you ejaculate into her/his mouth and then the offender proceeds to spit the contents of your testicles onto her chest while performing a rubbing motion that can be seen practiced in karate kid.

Guy: I gave a chick a Warrington omelette last night. Guy 2: pure filth.

by Warrington omelette March 3, 2015

Air omelette

An early morning fart that smells like eggs. Usually delivered with intentional force.

"you want breakfast in bed?" I aint getting up, so here's an air omelette, enjoy.

by KenTam August 26, 2013