When you powder up your manhood with some Old Bay right before you catch the bop from a sexy lady, then watch her reaction when she tastes the tasty goodness of Old Bay on your meat. You know shes from MD if she doesnt stop lickin your lollipop.
I caught that bitch by surprise last night when I made her give me an Old Bay Jay, her eyes popped open with pleasure and she went at it like pro all night long.
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That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.
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When your working outside and you gotta take a huge shit, but there is no bathroom in site. So you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. When you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.
Hey Patrick, where you been? I had to take a massive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to pull an Old Man Jerry (OMJ)
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Old Man Jenkins was chasing after the neighbor's bratty 7 year old kid but slipped on a banana peel just as he was about to grab the kid.
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