What you are not right now.
by Lol_idk June 6, 2009
Get the offline mug.An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.
by ElkianNetwork April 6, 2020
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Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!
Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!
Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet
by Robocoppa January 17, 2006
Get the offline internet mug.The act of signing offline immediately upon being sent an instant message by someone you don't want to talk to. This can also be done abruptly in the middle of a convo as if to say "piss off, I'm done".
Dude #1: "Yo, that really annoying chick is IMing me again! what should i say?"
Dude #2: "Nothing, Offline the bitch"
Dude #2: "Nothing, Offline the bitch"
by Sir Edward Heavypants August 13, 2009
Get the offline mug.Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.
The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:
Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.
Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.
Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.
Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.
by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021
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Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023
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by Shortforagirraffe November 2, 2010
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