Offy

A dude who is a bug a boo and calls you like fifty times a day. He has no life and can only get ugly girls.

Maria: Hey, you dumped Lester. I thought you liked him.

Tanya: Nope. Dude's an offy. He called me like fifty times a day. Such a loser.

by Clevalovah August 28, 2008

Jackie Offy

A cute way of explaining masturbation or" jacking off" to children during that the talk that every parent dreads, the talk about sex and junk.

Alan's Dad: Alan, when a man lacks a sexual partner the man will do something called "jackie offy" to relieve himself of thinking about sex all day.

Alan: Dad! I know what Jacking off is, I'M 27 years old jeez. I do it all the time. And the scientific term is "self induced ejaculation".

by fake sex November 7, 2010

offy

In the "US" slang for a liquor store
In "Ireland" and "Britain" slang for off-licence.

Person 1: I'm gonna take a run to the offy to get some drinks, want to come with?

Person 2: nah I'm okay.

by Skryko December 6, 2019

Offi

A stupid dumb bitch who is a poopyhead

Ugh shes such a Offi

by idcjdkdbfjxkdbxh May 30, 2020

Offie

Old fart (Western Canadian)

Some offie just drove straight through that red light.

by Llanberis November 5, 2019

Offy

Shortened slang for “off angle”. Used in the gaming world to describe when an enemy play in FPS games is at a location or an angle within a room, or position on the map that you would not expect anyone to be at. A player at an odd angle you can’t see properly.

“That dude just killed me so quick I didn’t expect him to be there”. “Yea he was using a nasty offy right there bro”.

by Brockedom September 3, 2023

offy

a cool person

hey are you friends with offy?
who's offy?
a cool person! :D

by kari<3 October 31, 2021