National Fuck Off Day

National fuck off day is well, everyday.

Person: H-
Me: Fuck off
That’s why everyday is national fuck off day

by thatguy1101 May 27, 2018

fuck off

1. (command) An exclamation of contempt with the intent of breaking rapport, usually directed towards an antagonist to go away or mind their own business.

2. (verb) To stave off responsibility or intellectual engagement, usually by spending time unproductively.

3. (noun) one who fucks off.

1. "Hey ladies, want to come have a drink with us?"

"No, fuck off!"

2. (verb) "I don't want to work right now, I just want to go home and fuck off."

3. (noun) "Joe will never get accepted to a decent college because he's too much of a fuck off."

by Da Toaster January 5, 2016

fuck off

1. A message used by the hand that is a direct insult to another person.
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Nick: hey i fucked your mom last nite
James: Why dont you fuck off

by cool_dude February 13, 2005

Fuck off and die

1. Telling person/animal to get the hell away from current location and die.

Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHAH I SAW GABE'S WANG IN THE SHOWER AND IT IS THE SMALL
Gabe: FUCK OFF AND DIE.

by Maggo June 20, 2003

fuck off

when you get agitated and use bad words to make sure the person goes away angry.

"Fuck off bro, you killing my vibe!"

by Rachel Bitch March 14, 2018

Kindly fuck off

A very non-diplomatic, straightforward and passive aggressive way of telling someone to get out of one's sight. Used mainly with people that waste your time with non-issues to let them know the shit they're talking about right now is last on a 1500 items to-do list and that right now, time is of the essence. Subtextually, you're warning the annoying person that you won't say it a second time and will gladly proceed directly to physical violence if they carry on. You NEVER get to say "kindly fuck off" twice. Unleast you feel like sounding indecisive.

Mate, i was already late and got a flat tire halfway through. While i was fixing it, some asshole came up to me and asked me for two bucks. I gave him the death stare and told him to kindly fuck off. Seeing i wasn't joking, he indeed made himself scarce. I did miss my date though. Fuck.

by Spyan May 7, 2020

oh fuck off

something you say when you want some to fuck off. it's usually said if you're surprised.

Hey matt! I think I just shit my pants!
OH FUCK OFF!

by depthing May 18, 2018