Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule

If you bring it up, you have to say it.

When someone brings something up, but they don’t say what it is, then you may utilize the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, in order for them to say it. Both parties must be agreed on to be part of The Rule.
However, if someone part of The Rule refuses to comply when invoked, than for 3 times they cannot be allowed to use the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule.

(Which means, they can’t use The Rule again until 3 times someone brings something up but doesn’t fully say it.)

One should always be honest with themselves and with those who abide to The Rule.

This Rule was created by Ms. Dilara in 2013 or 2014, and is used by many individuals.

Person 1: “Omg, I have to tell you what she said! Oh… wait I won’t actually.”

Person 2: “Hey, Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, you brought it up so you have to say it.”

Person 1: Oh darn! Okay so, she said…”

by Pjama12345678910 March 14, 2023

octopus juke

a goofy looking juke in which the arms are waved in an octopus like motion.

corner back: you aint going nowhere!
wide receiver: bring it bitch!
QB: hike!
wide reviver: *octopus juke*

corner back: what the fuck????
TOUCHDOWN!!

by Mackevelli July 26, 2011

Bubblegum Octopus

a one man band. this dude creates crazy 8 bit tunes using bent circuit toy keyboards and stuff. its pretty funny and interesting.

Dude #1: Dude you gotta hear the song Erin Battle!
Dude #2: Bubblegum Octopus, right?
Dude #1: Yeah. How do you know that band?
Dude #2: Myspace.
Dude #1: Oh.

by heyfuyukii February 27, 2010

Dr. Octopus

Mixed drink containing Dr. Pepper and Kraken rum

kraken rum + Dr. Pepper = Dr. Octopus= delicious

by TheDanimal941 December 15, 2011

Octopussy

Well known in the Viking mythology, octopuss, originally applied octopussy, came from the act of applying the sea creature to one's genetalia. A viking would apply the octopuss to his dick and let the animal grapple his member with its eight tentacles. He would then pull violently on the octopuss's head, thus recreating a fellatio or vagina-like sensation.

Use:
1. Magnus and Gunnar would often get some octopussy after pillaging a village.
2. Tim came home after a long day at work at SeaWorld. He treated himself with some good ol' octopussy.

by GAve Institute of Linguistics May 4, 2016

Anal Octopus

When 8 guys shove their dicks up a womans anus, and shit begins shitting uncontrollably. Bonus points if diarhea

They decided on doing the anal octopus though it made quite the mess

by FeedTheWal February 12, 2013

octopus rabies

As used by Cinnamon smith in the children's t.v show altitude. Octopus rabies was an idea invented by Cinnamons character Tally to get a little more attention - feeling that being the youngest kid lost, she was often forgotten. 'Octopus rabies was first used in episode 7 Tilly pretended to be infected after touching a dead octopus. Only to find out that you could actually get sick from touching a dead octopus. Because of the shear popularity of this line producers attempted to use it in nearly every episode following, including finishing a very deep and emotionally powerful monologue to her sister - telling her how she wished they had never run away from home, but at least her sister was there with her - that 'at least we don't have the octopus rabies'.

Cinnamon: (no one is looking at her or listening to her ideas on how to set up the camp for the storm) I don't feel to well

Mazzy: What?

Cinnamon: I haven't felt well after i touched that octopus, i think, i think i have 'octopus rabies.

by shoorysmile January 21, 2011