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obsessed ex-boyfriend

A boy or man who can not move on with his life without checking with you a million times to see if you are interested. Also includes internet stalking, stalking, keeping tabs on you, hang up calls, text, IM's, and more. He may try to convince you his suicide attempt was your fault. This may end up in various attempts to split up current relationships and lots of drama.
After 13 years an obsessed ex-boyfriend tells you that you were always his.

Gets jealous of any relationship you have.

Repetitive attempts for a booty call.

Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.

Calls friends for info on how you are.
by Cinci girl March 7, 2009
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Obsessed Gamer

Someone who is obsessed with video gaming, physical and mental traits that help you identify them include:

Poor hygiene - greasy unwashed hair that never gets combed - games are more important to the individual, how ever some do actually look after their appearance.
Blunt personality - they are usually in "cuckoo land" dreaming of being inside a video game or what they are going to play when they get home from work/school. Long hours in front of the computer and having no social life leads to an underdeveloped personality, they are generally self-centered and over confident in decisions they make making them look like an idiot out in the real world.
Unintelligent - because of the long hours they spend at the computer they know how to do nothing else only click a mouse button and tap keys on a keyboard, ask them to start a lawnmower(they probably don't know how).
Over reacting - this is usually more prominent in the gamer who is also obsessed with anime, acting out expressions in real life that you would only find in a cartoon.
Under slept - long hours at the computer causes severe sleep debt over time, they can be found to have very pale and badly complexioned skin with raw looking eyes, ignorance to lack of sleep can cause insanity in time.
I asked him if he wanted to go out paint balling with me but he was too busy playing Final Fantasy, he's such an obsessed gamer.
by Lee K7 May 9, 2008
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Obsessed

its an adjective. used to descrIbe someone who's thoughts are being controlLed or largely influenced by a greater influence. can be used tO describe a person who oVer doEs things or Can't let go Of the though of something or someone.
hey, have you seen that guy across the street? he mows his Lawn every day. it is Like hE is obsessEd with his yard! he does a very Nice job though.
by raeforcel May 29, 2010
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Obsessed

A person that owns Halo and beats in 5 hours. then beats it again...and again....and again. Then goes to school and brags to his friends, but no one cares.
Kid: I beat Halo 2 seven times this weekend!
Kid 2:....dude, your obsessed.
by Mustache Man March 29, 2005
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obsessed

When a teenager constantly calls/texts/facebooks her love interest - even when there is no response from the other person.
Shelby is totally obsessed with Josh - she loves to talk to him on the house phone, message him on facebook, and text him from her cell all at the same time...
by Obi Juan K. Mobius October 25, 2012
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Self obsessed

Obsessed with oneself. Narcissistic.
Look at Alex he doesn’t care for me OR anyone else. He’s so self obsessed .”
by MonkeyMerchant May 8, 2018
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Obsessed Fangirls

The Second Thing You think of when you hear. TWILIGHT, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND ANYTHING ANNOYING. These Things are soo annoying you want to rip out your Eardrums when you hear them speak because they have no life (except of their so called friends who only have 2-3 things in common.) and they talk about absolute shit. Because they would instantly buy a $20.00 magazine for paragraph of rumours and a guy that knows a guy who did something to do with Shit.
Picture a nice Packed mall then:

Obsessed Fangirl #1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber did nothing today

Obsessed Fangirl #2: OMFG! that is soo amazing tomorrow we should do nothing.

Obsessed Fangirls: SCREAM!!!!

INSERT YOUR NAME HERE: Whats wrong?

Obsessed Fangirls: We are talking about JB.

INSERT YOUR NAME HERE: Oh your talking about that Gay Faggot.

Obsessed Fangirls: Fuck off don't talk about our Justy like that.

Now your nice trip to the mall has been ruined by Teen Brats.
by Rokios January 12, 2012
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