The guy that created HiveMind bot for Natural Selection. He likes the cock just a bit too much. A Maximus Karl Obesius gains his 'Maximus' from longs hours in front of the computer and the 'Obesius' from the fat he gets from the long hours.
Fuckin hell that guy was such a Maximus Karl Obesius, he was sooooooooo fat he would've jumped at a muffin.
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That guy Downs is an obesophobe. Fat people never did anything to him besides murder his family, burn down his house, cut off his fingers slowly and make him eat them in front of them.
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Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls
Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless
Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods
Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.
Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.
Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls
Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless
Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods
Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.
Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.
Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
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