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Maximus Karl Obesius

The guy that created HiveMind bot for Natural Selection. He likes the cock just a bit too much. A Maximus Karl Obesius gains his 'Maximus' from longs hours in front of the computer and the 'Obesius' from the fat he gets from the long hours.
Fuckin hell that guy was such a Maximus Karl Obesius, he was sooooooooo fat he would've jumped at a muffin.
by Conrad Phillips October 29, 2004
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Obesity Cakes

A stack of pancakes doused in about a pint of syrup and covered in butter, usually consumed for breakfast.
Man, I really need to sleep off those obesity cakes I ate at the pancake house.
by Easy P March 18, 2004
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obesophobe

One who fears or dislikes overweight and/or obese people greatly.
That guy Downs is an obesophobe. Fat people never did anything to him besides murder his family, burn down his house, cut off his fingers slowly and make him eat them in front of them.
by Downs June 16, 2004
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land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)
every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing
by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006
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Obesophobia

like OMG i have Obesophobia!!
by Julia is Rad December 28, 2006
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Obesity Scale

The JL Obesity Scale (thx John)

Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls

Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless

Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods

Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.

Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.

Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
Hey guys sorry to interupt your flight but we have to make room in the isles for the category 6.
by A-Mac, JL November 11, 2004
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Obesinator

The BIGGEST, most fattening sandwich ever created. Every possible thing slammed together and bunned into a sandwich, as long as it's unhealthy.
You are a fatass, so you made an obesinator and ate the fuck out of it.
by Slashdeath97 July 9, 2009
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