Oatmeal

A shit compiled of nothing but nuts and bread.

mann yesterdays food baby just turned out to be a huge sack of oatmeal,

by Iheartoatmeal October 20, 2010

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John: Damn that movie was oatmeal

Dave: It really was!

by Yaxbala Kenny December 20, 2019

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oatmeal

Slang term used by both male and female to refer to the vagina.

How did her oatmeal taste?

by adidasnamjah August 20, 2009

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what a drunk person says when tries to say "hook me up"

oatmeal

by bcc July 24, 2003

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Oatmeal. Penis

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Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.

Yo, John just told me Africa was a country. He’s such an oatmeal.

by papashankfoot December 07, 2019

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Fruit - made of seed bearing oats. Fruits contain seeds

Jack: Hey, what’s your favorite flavor of Oatmeal
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits

by Staac October 11, 2019

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