Oaf

Also known as 'Dakota Lupton' or 'Dak' or 'Dackleberry Finch' an Oaf is a thing or someone that only uses 3% of its brain when speaking and problem solving. An Oaf is not necessarily lacking intellect, but is rather quick to act on impulse thus appearing to lack any common sense or logic though this may not be the case in reality. While generally not skilled at many things, Oafs will often excel at playing guitar (especially jamming) and ping pong. Do not loan treasured possessions to an Oaf, they will likely be destroyed. Oafs often spend large amounts of their days doing absolutely nothing.

Logical Person: "Isn't your mom going to notice you have taken every single one of her prescription pills?"

Oaf: "Nah. Its chill."

Logical Person: "Right..."

by Welch's Grapes March 01, 2010

Oaf

Stupid, lazy.

Look at that fat oaf

by person yo-yo August 02, 2003

The oaf

A more pleasant word to replace vulgar words such as the hell, the heck, the f*** etc.

What the oaf is that nigga wearing?
WHERE THE OAF IS MY CHEESE?

by youngboshe August 14, 2015

OAF

An acronym for 'Old as fuck' - Pronounced as spelled.

Used to describe an old person, also usually a luddite.

Damn - Your dad had to call you from his house phone to ask you how to send a txt on his cell phone? He must be OAF!

by PittaMan March 05, 2011

OAF

A stupid, uncultured person

You fucking oaf

by ms2148 May 19, 2015

Oaf

A mispronunciation of Oath by District Attorney Kym L. Worthy from Detroit during the reading of charges against Mayor Kilpatrick and Christene Beatty.

A person of whom an oaf was required by law.

by Bplumeau March 24, 2008

oaf

Large, brainless, and has a very small cock.

DA BOSS is an oaf. And his cock is small.

by BrittanyDisast3r December 02, 2008