odilf

Old Dude I'd Like to Fuck

"Man, look at Brad Pit. He is past 40 and still an odilf!"
"I don't know, Jon Stewart is my example of a odilf in his prime..."

by odilf hunter February 1, 2009

osifu

Osifu is a condensed way to say "oh s***, I f***ed up." It was started by Levi Kimber and Jacob Bakko in the year 2013.

I had an osifu moment.
Levi just osifued.

by bobdawkinsodst August 11, 2015

Osilia

The most caring people are named Osilia. She is humble and kind hearted with immense love flowing for all. Osilia is multi-talented especially excelling in arts. She will always be there for you no matter how tough the situation and will never leave you abandoned. She's as bright as the moon, as mysterious and beautiful. She's a chirpy little child who instantly makes anyone feel happy. Osilia is very rare to find. If you do, cherish her for life because she'll never stop bringing happiness and surprise in your life.

The only person who holds you firm - Osilia

by Alien Chick from Moon November 23, 2021

Osifate

a male who is arroused by prostate fingering

Dude, thats gross you and your girlfriend osifate

by peter shell October 20, 2004

Oilfield Mafia

A group of individuals employed in the oilfield industry who feel obtaining liquid gold gives them a god like complex. Unfortunately in most cases this group is usually comprised of men who wear dirty jeans even on days off to simulate working all the time and possess below average IQs and penis size. These downfalls are usually compensated with large trucks and even larger tires.

Wife: The neighbors are always staring at me because we can’t have a car that’s not a truck with an oilfield mafia sticker on the back.

Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.

Wife: I want a divorce

Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.

Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly

by DD Alwhiney June 8, 2019

Oilf

Ogre I’d like to fuck.

Shrek is an oilf.

by Spicyspectrum May 18, 2021

Oilfield Outhouse

The use of a wheel well as a urinal. This is done by standing next to the wheel and putting your hands on the hood and urinating in the wheel well. It is important to look relaxed and even holding a phone helps. It is a good way to urinate in public and look inconspicuous.

While in Chicago on a trip across the country, I pulled into a park and leaned up against the truck in the wheel well and relieved myself in an oilfield outhouse. No one knew what happened and I even sent a text.

by Ryo son August 21, 2011