Orbital Strike

What to use when you have to kill every last thing in a large area.

Oh man, there are too many {insert living beings here} here, time to bust out the orbital strike.

by СукаБлять January 3, 2015

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orbital fetus

a gifted bullshit artist (or any talented individual) that needs to get his head out his ass and make some art and/or rule the world

"yo, son, you seen Jeez aroun'" .."no, i think he went orbital fetus on us"

by Sun4ged stalks March 1, 2008

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Orbital Tea-bag

The act of tea-bagging an individual from great height or distance, using an object to propel yourself from or to jump off.

My friend is swimming in a pool... I took a long run up, jumped off the diving board, spread my legs and shouted 'Orbital Tea-bag' before landing on his head.

by Wod-c July 13, 2010

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Orbital Sensory Fruit Dysphoria

The inability of an individual to visually and specifically identify a fruit. Orbital sensory fruit dysphoria often occurs when and individual grew up in amd around Richlands, NC. This condition is most often associated with identifying dark colored fruits often confusing them with lighter colored fruits or light colored products made from the fruit.

Hey i see you are eating a peach. Umm, no you are mistaken this is a plum. Don't blame him for his mistake he suffers from Orbital Sensory Fruit Dysphoria

by PLUOT July 6, 2023

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orbital burn

Orbital burn occurs when you are space-docking a nasty whore, and her gonhorea travels up the shit stream and infects your ass-hole. The ensuing burning sensation is known as the orbital burn.

I got orbital burn from your mom last night. Dammit.

by knightofkrypton October 2, 2006

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