i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

the act of loving so much an individual to the point of risking your own well being so the individual is safe and/or healthy.

person a: why would you do that? who are you?
person b: i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

by trevbee August 27, 2017

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

by Your real name is your real na October 18, 2019

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

by Evoslip April 25, 2009

<.7.9.7.6.>xWwWhen you get bored with one you can switch to the other..x.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>xWwWhen you get bored with one you can switch to the other..x.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>xWwWhen you get bored with one you can switch to the other..x.<.7.9.7.6.>

by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

One Clap Two Clap You Clapped

One Clap Two Clap You Clapped was a cut quest in the hit game Fallout New Vegas. The quest was given by Clapios Primo and had you kill 3 prostitutes but not much is known about this quest. In addition, Clapios Primo was cut early on in development so many voice line revolving around this quest were cut as well.

You: Have you heard anything about the quest One Clap Two Clap You Clapped?
Friend: All I know is that it’s a cut quest.
Clapios Primo: Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

One Hundred And Fuck You

When the outside air temperature or heat index (air temp + humidity) gets above 110 degrees Fahrenheit (43 Celsius), you are in "One Hundred And Fuck You" territory. This is Mother Nature's way of telling you that your ancestors were idiots for settling in an area that gets this hot. If you like this weather, you're a lizard person.

Bob: What's the temp outside today?
Ralph: It's One Hundred And Fuck You.
Bob: Oh, geez, better stay indoors today, then.

by Mega135816 July 21, 2025