When a man and a woman are planning to have sex and they get an egg or two and dump it into the woman's vagina have sex, dump out the egg, cook it, and eat it!
Ted: Man that Portuguese Omlet was great last night and that omlet for breakfast in the morning was delicious.
Fred: That's sick man!
Ted: Who cares at least I'm livin the good life!
Fred: That's sick man!
Ted: Who cares at least I'm livin the good life!
by KaitySoHot January 12, 2008
You find a girl on the brink of vomit, lay her face down on the bed with her head over the edge hovering a bucket. The object is to nail her hard enough from behind that she pukes. Bonus points if you go at her family style or dump the bucket on her when you're through.
by sickboy1313 March 15, 2008
A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.
Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.
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