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OMFAG

Oh My Fucking Ass God

Most extreme version of omg, omfg. Currently the MOST extreme.

Note: this word is not actually said, the abbreviation is only used in typing, for example, in a chat room
Hold on... I think I'm getting hacked... OMFAG!! I just lost control of my other computer: it's going berserk!! OMFAG... it's transferring all my confidential files!! SHIT.
by PathDaemon April 29, 2004
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omffag

Stands for: Oh my fucking flaming african god.
Makes sense, as jesus was black, so he would have a black father.
John: OMFFAG!
Rich: Fuck you, praise white jesus!
by BobHope April 6, 2007
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Related Words
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OMNARF

Oh My Non-Affiliated Religious Figure. A way to swear without offending anyone, thus not really swearing.
OMNARF! Political correctness takes all the joy out of life!
by mkeats42 August 23, 2011
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OMFAO

Off My Fucking Ass Obliterated

An adjective describing a state of drunkenness during which the intoxicated individual is drunk enough to believe that 3+4 equals...5. An awesome state of being.
I was LMFAO when I saw the OMFAO people stumbling out of the bar.
by OMFAOmath May 22, 2011
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OMFNM

Oh my flying neon monkeys
funnier version of OMG
Chuck: I just got straight Fs!
Mom: OMFNM
by zack (J_M) May 12, 2008
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omfga

a common mistake when writing omfg. It is pronounced "OHM-FAH-GAH", despite the spelling.

Meanings include:
1. Oh my fu**ing god AHHH!
2. A sudden storm of ice meteors. Usually resulting from a spell.

Variations on the word include extensions of letters, most commonly the A on the end. eg. OMFGAAAA
A user on msn is extremely croppled and writes "maan im so croppled OMFGAAAAA!!!!"

Omicron, the ultimate evil, summons OMFGA!
by Kitney April 13, 2007
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omnamorous

Onmamorous
- Omni (all) Amorous(love)

To be open to share love and non-sexual intimacy with any one regardless of gender, species or sexual orientation. Pan/Omnamorism is an expression of unconditional love, ishq, agape. A true panamorous encounter will be devoid of conscious or unconscious sexual agendas, judgments, or shame. An example of this higher love can be seen in the relationship between a guru and disciple. The east Indian saint Ammachi does not hug and embrace a man in her bosom any more than she does a woman. The great Sufi poet Rumi writes to both male and female beloveds in his poems.
im an omnamorous cuddler
by endego February 25, 2015
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