The term you use when you forgot to check Facebook (FB) or your "social network" when something somewhat dramatic was posted... and you totally missed it.
Girl 1: " did you here about what happened to laurie?"
Girl 2: "no what happened?"
Girl 1: "she's pregnant!"
Girl 2: "omFB!!! how did i miss that!?!"
Girl 2: "no what happened?"
Girl 1: "she's pregnant!"
Girl 2: "omFB!!! how did i miss that!?!"
by meesheethewatergiant February 17, 2010
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Also, omfb, omb.
Also, omfb, omb.
Jeff Albertson @ComicBookGuy 5s #OMFB Jim Lee and Frank Miller are making cameo appearances on Gotham (2014) as well as The Big Bang Theory (2007)
by Tsarstepan April 2, 2015
Get the OMFB mug.Oh My Fat Bitch... Basically I got tired of saying OMFG and we know what it means. It's offensive and people yell at me for using it. So I found something else a little less geared toward religion and something everyone loves to talk about. Fat B-Otches. OMFB allows for a comfortable laugh here an there when speaking. It also can be used in offensive/defensive situations where skinny people or less fatter people may be attacked.
OMFB are you really wearing that? OMFB are you really going to eat that? I can't stand this, OMFB. Or simply OMFB (If you happen to see a mean fat girl.)
by Jeffy Georgios April 28, 2010
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Get the omfej mug.I hate that ppl think it's oh my fuckin jonas! Like they are some sort of fuckin gods...wtf it's oh my fuckin jesus!
child:OH MY GOD!
parent: Don't take the lords name in vain!
child: OH MY FUCKIN JESUS! (omfj)
parent: Hey! watch the language!
child: ¡ay jesús mi maldito!
parent: Don't take the lords name in vain!
child: OH MY FUCKIN JESUS! (omfj)
parent: Hey! watch the language!
child: ¡ay jesús mi maldito!
by Izzy032294 July 26, 2009
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"OMFB" is an abbreviation of "openminded-fanboy"
An OMFB or openminded-fanboy (or Open Minded Fanboy) is a person who has an open mind without bias AND who promotes the fact that they have an open mind.
An OMFB or openminded-fanboy (or Open Minded Fanboy) is a person who has an open mind without bias AND who promotes the fact that they have an open mind.
Johnny says "You always promote Macs but now you're promoting Windows"
Gerry replies "I'm an open minded person"
Chris butts in and says "Gerry is an OMFB"
Gerry replies "I'm an open minded person"
Chris butts in and says "Gerry is an OMFB"
by ChrisTheFeral May 18, 2009
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