oh my cron

A surprised reaction to news related to the Omicron variant.
Friend: Debbie said she was staying home for New Years, but then she took her grandma to a rager and now they both have Covid.
Me: oh my cron
by Maven Maven January 07, 2022
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oh my Arceus

(interjection) An interjection used among Pokémon fanatics to replace "Oh my God".

The reason why Arceus replaces God is simple: Arceus is the Pokémon responsible for the creation of the Sinnoh region, and possibly the whole universe (Pokéverse, if you may) according to myths around the world of Pokémon. His legend dates back to Generation 4 (Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum). Arceus is also called "The Original One".

Arceusism is a polytheistic belief system. According to said myth/religion, Arceus is said to be born from an egg, emerging from a vortex, and then created the Legendaries of time, space, and antimatter: Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, respectively. When mankind started inhabiting Sinnoh, he created three Pokémon to give humans knowledge, emotions, and willpower.

The term, in real life, is used as jargon among fans, as reversed verisimilitude to the Pokémon universe. It is also used online where "Oh my God" might provoke a number of religious and/or sensitive people.
"I just got the new Pokémon game!"
"Oh my Arceus! Can I see?"
by cutesy pastel living doll November 04, 2013
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Oh My Jesus

Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS
by TurtleLovingZombie August 28, 2010
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Oh my Gaga!

Fans of Lady Gaga say this as opposed to "Oh my God!"
Oh my Gaga! This ascot is fabulous!
by Chelicopter August 08, 2011
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Oh my days

Oh my days how did he hit that shot?
by Mikeystef October 07, 2019
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Oh my hat!

An expression of extreme emotion, used by those who retain the presence of mind to avoid causing offence by saying "Oh my G_d!".

In really difficult circumstances, the variant "Oh. My. Hat." may be used.
(While on a dive for NatGeo, or it may be the BBC, a giant Pacific octopus emerges from under a rock.)

Oh my hat! - check that out!

Oh. My. Hat. I've totally pooped in my wetsuit, dude.
by Spaceman3 July 17, 2010
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oh my ganj

phrase used by marijuana users when expressing disappointment, shock, or amazement.
a replacement for the more commonly used oh my god.
Ex. 1.: Oh my ganj! I spilled the bongwater again!

Ex. 2.: My FedEx package from Vancouver came today, oh my ganj!
by Ben Verbeck December 16, 2007
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